Ignore this. This is just a test. Nothing important here. But I’ll post something else here soon. Just you wait!
Android sucks. Hard. Learn how to make a reliable OS with a UI that’s a little less crappy. And kick your OEMs in the arse and get them on the ball with providing OS updates. There’s no reason why I should be stuck running Gingerbread on a phone that can easily handle Ice Cream Sandwich. If I’m stuck on a carrier whose only are Android or Windows Phone 7, try to do something with Android that makes me hate it a little less. Microsoft will not get another penny from me, and you’ll be in the same boat too unless you get your shit together.
Here’s the first paragraph of my next book. This is all you’re getting until I’m done with it.
“Autumn always manages to somehow leave everything looking a peculiar shade of brown, no matter the color. At least that’s what it does during the late afternoon, at the point of day where it is not quite twilight, yet the sun is sinking towards the horizon noticeably earlier than to what we are generally accustomed. The dull red stones of the walkway through the upscale outdoor shopping mall in which I strolled seemed to absorb the sun, along with the stucco walls of each shop that one in the lower middle class of society would normally never enter for the purpose of buying something.”
There are many different voices
That we all hear every day
Some fill us with kindness
And some fill us with dismay
Many voices are bright with laughter
Others are burned with hate
Some try to tell us that we’re all
Doomed to meet our fate
Some voices sing of love and beauty
While others scream with rage
But there’s only one voice that I hear
That rises above the waves
I hear your voice and wonder about
The woman to whom it belongs
I wonder if she is the one for whom
My heart forever longs
One day we’ll meet, of that I’m sure
Instead of talking from afar
But I long for the day that I get
To see who you really are
- для Кати
Normally, when a celebrity or well-known person dies, I usually don’t pay much attention outside of a few seconds thinking “ahh, too bad, what a shame”. It’s not often when hearing that someone I’ve never known or even met has passed away has brought me to the verge of tears. In fact, before today, I can really only think of one person: Douglas Adams. I think I actually did shed a tear when he died. It came as a total shock, considering his age and health. His writings helped me get through high school and keep my sanity while stuck in a place that I disagreed with on a very fundamental level. Today, hearing that Steve Jobs died was not a complete shock, but still, it’s very difficult to actually come to the realization that one of the world’s foremost technology innovators is no more.
I’ve been using Apple products for a very long time. While my first several computers were not from Apple, they were systems that had at least some level of influence from Apple, and simply would not have been what they were had Apple not existed. Starting with the original Apple computer and continuing to the present day, Apple products have long held a special place in my heart. The man who envisioned these products and brought them to life was none other than Steve Jobs. There hasn’t been a single person in the technology industry whose singular vision has managed to drive the industry as a whole.
The products that he brought to life have had a profound influence on my own life. Having been a life-long geek and having maintained an interest in technology, I’ve also had a creative side to me. And no tech products have helped inspire or spur on my own creativity than those that have been released by Apple. Atari’s products had a similar influence on me, but even then some of them owe a great deal to Apple as well.
RIP Steve Jobs. The world will never see anyone like you again.
Ok, I lied last time around. The product review has not been forthcoming. I didn’t forget about it, though. I’ve just plain been procrastinating. I’ll get around to it here soon, I promise. Not that the whole whopping one of you who reads this cares.
On to better and brighter things, though. My older brother Mark just published his own first e-book, titled “The Book of Sunlight”. Yours truly used it as his first job in editing laying out an ebook other than his (er, ok, my) own. As with most ebooks published through Smashwords, a free sample is available, so go check it out. Now. Pronto. Быстро. In the meantime, enjoy the pretty awesome advertisement for it below!
I’ve been meaning to update this new blog of mine, but seriously, I didn’t realize it was a month since my last post! All this time I kept thinking “well, just updated last week or so, I’ll post a new update soon”. Time has certainly flown the last couple of months. There’s a new product review coming very shortly. I just have to write it. And edit it. And format. And take pretty pictures. But, it’s almost done!
I just managed to dig up the first three paragraphs of a short story I started writing about three years ago, and ended up getting pulled into adding to it. I actually was not planning on doing so, but the very little I had written so far was just begging for a little editing and a lot more filler. I had another story in mind for my next ebook, but it looks like I’ll probably just finish this one instead. So, I may have another book up soon, sometime in the next couple of months, hopefully. Unless I forget about it for another 3 years.
I’ve been on a bit of an ebook rampage as of late. I can’t really explain why, to be honest. Maybe it’s because ebooks involve two things that I absolutely love – reading and technology. I’ve been using ereader software on my iPhone for quite a while now, but to tell the truth, I don’t do much heavy reading on it. Lately though, I’ve been looking long and hard at e-ink devices, as I think they’re just now really hitting their stride, both on a technical and proliferation level. Chances are, I’ll be picking one up very, very soon.
So, what does that have to do with the price of tea in China? Not a damn thing. However, somewhat on topic would be what the, well, topic of what this post is about. I just published my first ebook, a book imaginatively titled The Queen and the Castle, available for free download at Smashwords.com.
To give a little background on the story, I wrote it a little over 5 years ago, and spread out over the span of about 6 months. It was initially started with the intention of being a quickly written and very short story (around 2,000 words) and as a method of practicing my writing, as well as developing a character that I wanted to use as the main protagonist in a book. Of course, the story ended up over 11,000 words, which was a little longer than I expected. The first 3 parts I wrote in relatively quick spurts over the span of a couple of months, battling writer’s block.
I may not have ever finished it were it not for a couple of ladies I met on a forum who were reading the story as I finished each part. Having both of them provide feedback and encouragement helped me immensely in overcoming my bouts of writer’s block and laziness. I don’t have it in the book itself, but the book is dedicated to both of them.
I also need to thank my older brother, Mark Wilson, for designing the cover of the book, including doing the artwork featured on it. My brother is an incredibly talented artist. I highly recommend anyone to check out his artwork. You can do so by heading on over to his Youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/lynx777
Having read back through it many times, including some recent run-throughs in the course of editing and formatting it for publication, I noticed that my own writing style seemed to improve a bit with each part. Seeing this is kind of prompting me to get back into the swing of writing again, along with all of the positive feedback I’ve received from everyone so far. So, who knows? I may publish another ebook soon.
I thought I’d kick off this blog with a product review that I wrote on Amazon, with a few minor tweaks and edits along with a little more detail. So, here we go….
$104.95 from Amazon.com
Review originally posted on Amazon.com
First off, I should probably state for the record that I did not purchase this e-reader/tablet. My mother purchased it (not from Amazon), and after a couple of fruitless and exasperating attempts to cajole some kind of use out of it, put it back in its shipping box and decided she wanted to return it. However, a couple of months passed and for some reason, this wonderful little e-reader/tablet did not make its way back to the post office. After remembering about it and realizing that it was too late to return the item for a refund, she gave it to me.
It’s not every day that I get a small electronic toy to play with, so I set about trying to find out how to get some kind of functionality out of this device. I’m sad to say that I have not been very successful. Right off the bat, you’ll notice that its high quality craftsmanship shows right from opening the package to discover an instruction manual written in perfect Engrish. Yes, that’s right, the device manufacturer decided it would be best to cater to those who do not have a perfect grasp of English by using Engrish instead. The instruction manual (actually labeled “Manual Instruction”, I kid you not) is chock full of useful information, like how to play music on the device (really?), how to set it up, etc. This package even included a somewhat decent protective pleather case for it, complete with a magnetic clasp. The other accessories include a power supply, a USB cable for connecting to the computer, and an invisible stylus. The invisible stylus is particularly of note, as it is so effective at remaining invisible that I still have not been able to locate it after searching every nook and cranny of the packaging!
Once I had everything unpacked, I plugged it in to charge it as it had literally no power left in the battery, and returned several hours later to find out it was still less than 50% charged. Not wanting to wait any longer, I fired it up by pressing the small recessed power button on the bottom right edge of the device. The button is one of those standard fares in which they tried to make it difficult to accidentally press, but in doing so made it difficult to purposefully press. In fact, the power button almost insists on doing the one thing you don’t want it to do. It tends to take me several tries in order to actually get the stupid thing to power on or wake from sleep, and when wanting to put it into sleep mode, it instead likes to completely shut down the device. I don’t think they could have made it any clumsier if they tried.
The device first boots up with some swanky pretentious splash screens that are obviously meant to appeal to the hipster crowd who sit in the Barnes & Noble bistro sipping coffee while reading books in the most obnoxious and attention-grabbing manner possible. You may read this and think that I’m exaggerating for the sake of spicing up a review of a dreadful device, but I’m really not. Just boot one up for yourself, and you’ll see not one, but two different screens with quotes from Confucius and Mark Twain superimposed on top of pictures of coffee mugs next to books. Despite the obnoxious over-reaching market targeting, the screens do look slick and put a nice sheen on top of an otherwise dull (and hobbled) Android 1.5 base OS. Unfortunately, that’s where the shiny frills both begin and end.
The manufacturer’s decision to stick with Engrish as its main language has obviously extended to the software on the e-reader/tablet. Once the device is powered up and has booted past the splash screens, you’ll be at what is the “home screen” of the device’s software. The home screen includes a nice large widget that sometimes will actually show the correct date and weather conditions once you have set it to the proper location. I say “sometimes” because, while the date does seem to register a change occasionally, the temperature displayed does not. However, even a broken clock is right twice a day, right? Underneath the date, there are three icons; one for the Borders e-book store, one for the web browser that looks suspiciously like the icon for Internet Explorer (except it’s not, of course, since this device runs Android), and one for Setting. I found it interesting that there would only be one setting for the device, so I pressed on the icon, and nothing happened. Then I pressed again, and nothing happened again. I tried a few more times just for fun and then noticed that it came up to the standard Settings app for Android. Most of the standard Android settings are actually available, so that was a bit of a relief. Someone should let the manufacturer know that the correct word in this case would be “Settings” (plural, as in more than one).
Anyway, on to the device’s main purpose: e-books. The bottom 2/3rds of the screen is taken up by several “windows” that show the history of your most recently read books, as well as what all is available in your device’s library. The device actually comes with around 25 free books installed, but before you become overly ecstatic about this fact and rush out to buy it on that strength alone, be forewarned: every one of those 25 books is available for free through several avenues, considering that they are all public domain. The History and My Library windows both display the books as thumbnail images of the books’ cover, which is actually a decent touch. Both windows also include left and right arrow widgets, which lets you scroll horizontally through their contents. To open a book, simply press on the icon for the book, and once you’ve registered a decent press through this not-so-hot resistive touchscreen, the book will open within a few seconds.
Since this device is actually labeled primarily as an e-reader, I figure that it should at least do an admirable job of letting someone read an e-book. For the most part, it does. The only two hardware buttons on the screen side of the device are left and right arrow buttons, which let you flip back and forth through pages of a book. This works decently, although the buttons have a lot of play and are elongated enough to where you need to make sure you press firmly in the middle of the button in order to make sure it registers a press. Alternately, you can also flip through pages by swiping left to right or right to left. However, this works better in theory as in practice, as this is not the most sensitive touchscreen in the world. The reader does at least provide a cute little page-flip animation when going to the next or previous page, although don’t be surprised to see it take a second or two for text to actually appear on the next page after a flip. I expect that kind of lag from an older e-ink device, not from an LCD screen. Also, when swiping the screen to flip pages, the page flip animation will sometimes “stick”, showing the page only half-way flipped. This has more to do with the touchscreen’s fickleness rather than the e-reader software.
As far as purchasing books through the Borders store, I admittedly have not tried to do so, as I have not had the patience to create an Adobe ID, due to Adobe’s DRM solution being in use. However, if your experience with this device is like mine, you may not have the patience to try this either. If that’s the case, this device does support sideloading of both epub and PDF files. I encountered small formatting issues with some epub books and agonizingly slow performance with PDFs, so these are only options if you’re willing to put up with these quirks.
So, how does this thing function as something other than just an e-reader? Well, it does include several “apps” on the device, including a web browser, which is the standard Android 1.5 browser. If you use an Android phone, you pretty much know what to expect from it. The browser is useable, although it’s quite slow and does not seem to render many web pages accurately. Also, this brings me to another issue: the on-screen keyboard. The keyboard is almost impossible to use, as it almost never registers key presses correctly. Pressing firmly and squarely on the C key, for instance, almost always prints a V instead. It’s like this with most of the keys, although with some trial and error, it’s possible to actually type out a whole word with correct spelling. However, trying to do that many times over proves to be nothing more than an exercise in frustration and futility.
On the bottom of the main screen is an app drawer that will sometimes appear when you press on the tab for it. The apps that are located here include the browser, the standard Android email client, a GPS tracker that obviously does not work right as it this is not a device with GPS functionality, and a few other utilities. I have not tried out most of them, as I imagine my experience with them will be no better than with everything else I’ve tried out so far.
For the sake of some brevity, I’ll go ahead and wrap up this review. If you are looking for a cheap e-reader with a color screen with some other secondary functions, this device just might work for you. Maybe. The e-reader software is actually functional, although not without its quirks. If you expect to do anything other than read e-books on here, you’re going to be sadly disappointed. There are far better products out there that, while more expensive (such as the Nook Color), provide a far superior experience. I would recommend staying far away from this device if doing anything at all other than reading e-books is important to you. If you simply only want to read e-books, get an e-ink device such as the Kindle or the Nook. Your eyes and your sanity will thank you for it.
Rating: 2.5 (out of 10)